Lancashire chavs
Yer mum's yer dad, Yer dad's yer mum, Yer interbred, Yer Burnley scum...
You Don't Know What Yer Doing Gesang
Sang when someone proposed on the pitch, can't remember where. Why do people do this?
If You're Watching on the Telly... Gesang
For those who watch at home instead of being there!